Quotations Update

Today's Quotations:

Jack Handey Deep Thoughts


If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, 'Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

Voltaire


I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.

Pir Vilayat Inayat Khan


Everything is energy in motion.

Bette-Jane Raphael


Giving a man space is like giving a dog a computer: the chances are he will not use it wisely.

Jeremy Taylor


Mistake not. Those pleasures are not pleasures that trouble the quiet and tranquillity of thy life.

Dr. Seuss


From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.

George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss, 1860


There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not find relief in music.

Benjamin Franklin


He who shall introduce into public affairs the principles of primitive Christianity will change the face of the world.

Abraham Lincoln


This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can excercise their constitutional right of amending it, or excercise their revolutionary right to overthrow it.

Benjamin Disraeli


Sir, I say that justice is truth in action.

Kahlil Gibran


Yesterday is but today's memory, and tomorrow is today's dream.

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